{"id":1865,"date":"2014-07-26T13:29:36","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T17:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/?p=1865"},"modified":"2014-07-30T19:54:48","modified_gmt":"2014-07-30T23:54:48","slug":"174c-tales-of-a-family-that-lives-on-an-unusual-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/174c-tales-of-a-family-that-lives-on-an-unusual-farm\/","title":{"rendered":"174C:  Tales of a family that lives on an unusual farm (solved)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Family buys land from a crooked farmer. He tries to trick them &amp; sells them a pond, but the water evaporates and it&#8217;s the richest dirt ever.<br \/>\nMean farmer uses shotgun to plant seeds b\/c his land is so hard, family has to jump out of the way when they plant seeds b\/c plants shoot up so fast.<br \/>\nMany odd animals live on the land: one has different length legs so that it can walk on the incline of the sides of the pond\/hill. Another is a &#8220;hide behind&#8221; that you can never see, just leaves tracks. Once when a member of the family is working they get pinched\/poked &amp; turn around so fast that the &#8220;hide behind&#8221; tires to hide behind itself.<br \/>\nFather eats biscuits hot out of the oven &#8211; then a tornado comes &amp; the rest of the family is blown away. The biscuits cooled in his stomach &amp; turned to cement, so he&#8217;s weighed down &amp; saves his family.<br \/>\nEvery time the mean farmer tries to cheat the family, they end up coming out ahead. The stories (tall tales) are funny &amp; geared toward younger children.<br \/>\nI hope you have luck finding this story &#8211; it would be wonderful to read it to my son.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Family buys land from a crooked farmer. He tries to trick them &amp; sells them a pond, but the water evaporates and it&#8217;s the richest dirt ever. Mean farmer uses shotgun to plant seeds b\/c his land is so hard, family has to jump out of the way when they plant seeds b\/c plants shoot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1865"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1874,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865\/revisions\/1874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}