{"id":6263,"date":"2019-01-23T15:56:25","date_gmt":"2019-01-23T20:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/?p=6263"},"modified":"2019-01-23T15:56:25","modified_gmt":"2019-01-23T20:56:25","slug":"323c-fun-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/323c-fun-jokes-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"323C: Fun Jokes For Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div>Looking for a collection of children&#8217;s jokes from the 80&#8217;s or earlier that featured the joke and an illustration on each page, including these 3 that I recall (not verbatim):<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>1. What do you get when you put ducks in a box? A box of quackers.<\/div>\n<div>2. Whats the longest word? &#8220;Smiles&#8221; because there&#8217;s a mile in between each &#8220;S&#8221;.<\/div>\n<div>3. What happens to a rock if you throw it in the Red Sea?\u00a0 It will get wet.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>My sister and I loved this as kids! Thank you for your help!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking for a collection of children&#8217;s jokes from the 80&#8217;s or earlier that featured the joke and an illustration on each page, including these 3 that I recall (not verbatim): 1. What do you get when you put ducks in a box? A box of quackers. 2. Whats the longest word? &#8220;Smiles&#8221; because there&#8217;s a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6263"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6264,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6263\/revisions\/6264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w1.loganberrybooks.com\/stumpthebookseller\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}